Halliwell Manor, San Francisco, Saturday afternoon

[blessed_twice]

Wyatt had wandered downstairs to scrounge for food. A flash of light from the living room caught his eye, so, wary for any danger, he stepped into the room. A woman dressed in shining silver armor and radiating a brilliant light stood there. "Who are you?" Wyatt demanded, shielding his eyes. "What are you doing here? Excalibur!"

The woman laughed. "I'm right here, my king," she said.

His sword hadn't appeared in his hand like it should've when he called. Wyatt stared at the woman. "You're trying to tell me you're my sword?" he said.

"I am, my lord," the woman said, bowing her head.

Life as a witch and living in Fandom made Wyatt used to a lot of weird stuff. So no one should be terribly surprised that his reaction wasn't one of completely denial, but instead was: "No way! My sword is not a girl!"


[Open for the gf or the brother if they happen to be about. :) ]

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[blessed_twice]

"I don't know how this happened," Excalibur said, "but like I told the king, I want to take full advantage of it while I can."

"Yeah, you know the Queen won't be happy with me if I helped her out," Wyatt said. Plus it would just be weird. "So what do you think, want to show a lady a good time?"

He was pimping his sword out. This was so WRONG.

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan laughed. "I think I can do that," he said, grinning at Excalibur. "Got a room for us?"

[blessed_twice]

Wyatt was tempted to send him to Chris's room, but Chris would probably kill him. "Upstairs, first room on the right," he said, directing Ronan to his room.

Excalibur looked at Wyatt. "You will allow this one to handle your sword?" she said.

"Yes, he can handle my sword," Wyatt said without thinking.

[not_in_the_book]

"Any time you want, Wyatt," Ronan said, as he led the way out of the room. "The offer's always open."

[blessed_twice]

"What? Oh," Wyatt facepalmed, realizing what he'd just said. "Yeah, I'll...get back to you on that." Ronan was hot and all, and Wyatt had fooled around with Isabel when Fandom had turned her into a boy so that wasn't really a problem, but he just wasn't convinced that things wouldn't get messy and jealous.

"Do not wait up for me, my lord," Excalibur said to Wyatt as she took off her silver helmet and tossed it on the couch. She followed after Ronan, almost bouncing with anticipation.

[not_in_the_book]

"Any time," Ronan said.

And what happened once he and Excalibur got the bedroom? Is perhaps better left unsaid.