"I don't know how this happened," Excalibur said, "but like I told the king, I want to take full advantage of it while I can."

"Yeah, you know the Queen won't be happy with me if I helped her out," Wyatt said. Plus it would just be weird. "So what do you think, want to show a lady a good time?"

He was pimping his sword out. This was so WRONG.