Halliwell Manor, San Francisco, Saturday afternoon

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Wyatt had wandered downstairs to scrounge for food. A flash of light from the living room caught his eye, so, wary for any danger, he stepped into the room. A woman dressed in shining silver armor and radiating a brilliant light stood there. "Who are you?" Wyatt demanded, shielding his eyes. "What are you doing here? Excalibur!"

The woman laughed. "I'm right here, my king," she said.

His sword hadn't appeared in his hand like it should've when he called. Wyatt stared at the woman. "You're trying to tell me you're my sword?" he said.

"I am, my lord," the woman said, bowing her head.

Life as a witch and living in Fandom made Wyatt used to a lot of weird stuff. So no one should be terribly surprised that his reaction wasn't one of completely denial, but instead was: "No way! My sword is not a girl!"


[Open for the gf or the brother if they happen to be about. :) ]

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"I have also seen you, Sir Lancelot," Excalibur said. "With the queen. But mostly I have seen the king, unless I was tossed upon the floor or something dropped on top of me." Her expression made it clear what she thought of that.

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Chris facepalmed, not really needing the reminder of when he and Isabel hooked up.

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"Dude, I think she means way back in medieval times," Wyatt muttered, because the sword followed him around, not Chris.

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Right, because that made it better.

"Either way, it's something I don't want to think about."

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"Same here," Wyatt said. "It's different now anyway. Lancelot isn't sleeping with Guinevere." Pause. "Or Arthur."

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"No and he never will," Chris said.

[blessed_twice]

"Glad we are of a like mind on that," Wyatt said. "And I still think you need to lay off the fanfic."

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"I don't read fanfic," Chris assured him. "I read actual books."

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"Right," Wyatt said. "What book has Arthur and Lancelot...you know?"

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"It's heavily implied in several," Chris told him.

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Wyatt snorted. "The Once and Future King? Le Morte D'Arthur? I don't think so," he said. Then he had to snicker. "Dude, you read the chick book, didn't you? Mists of Avalon."

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"I've read all of those and more," Chris said. "When you find out that your brother is the reincarnation of a famous legend, you do a lot of research."

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"None of the classics implied Arthur was sleeping with anyone but Guinevere," Wyatt said. Then he groaned. "Or his sister. Damn. But not Lancelot! That's something they started throwing in recently."

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"Yeah, I know," Chris said. "Like I said, I've read it all."

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"Well, we aren't like the guys in Spooky Things," Wyatt said. "So...yeah...none of that." Eww.