Halliwell Manor, San Francisco, Saturday afternoon

[blessed_twice]

Wyatt had wandered downstairs to scrounge for food. A flash of light from the living room caught his eye, so, wary for any danger, he stepped into the room. A woman dressed in shining silver armor and radiating a brilliant light stood there. "Who are you?" Wyatt demanded, shielding his eyes. "What are you doing here? Excalibur!"

The woman laughed. "I'm right here, my king," she said.

His sword hadn't appeared in his hand like it should've when he called. Wyatt stared at the woman. "You're trying to tell me you're my sword?" he said.

"I am, my lord," the woman said, bowing her head.

Life as a witch and living in Fandom made Wyatt used to a lot of weird stuff. So no one should be terribly surprised that his reaction wasn't one of completely denial, but instead was: "No way! My sword is not a girl!"


[Open for the gf or the brother if they happen to be about. :) ]

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[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

Chris wandered in with a cup of coffee.

"Uh... who's your friend?"

[blessed_twice]

"She's claiming to be my sword," Wyatt said.

"Sir Lancelot," Excalibur said, acknowledging Chris.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Say what now?" Chris asked.

[blessed_twice]

"Who else would the best friend of our king be?" Excalibur said. She was kind enough to dim the glow a bit.

"Dude, hands off my girlfriend," Wyatt had to say. Even though he knew Chris had already slept with her that one weird weekend.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"I have my own girlfriend thanks," Chris said. "Besides, didn't Lancelot and Arthur..." he shuddered at the thought.

[blessed_twice]

"They did not!" Wyatt said. "Stop listening to Anders!"

Excalibur just smiled.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Dude, like I'd listen to that overblown jock? It's called reading."

Chris shook his head and finally asked the important question. "Why is your sword a chick?"

[blessed_twice]

"Lay off the scary fanfic, dude," Wyatt said. Denial, denial, denial.

"Why are you so surprised that my embodiment is female?" Excalibur said. "Because you think it is more appropriate for a sword to be male?" She sighed. "It's the phallic imagery, isn't it?"

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

Chris rolled his eyes at Wyatt.

"Well, I was more wondering why you weren't, you know, a sword," Chris said.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

On her way into work for her evening shift, Isabel decided to give Wyatt a call.

Perfect timing no doubt...

[blessed_twice]

"Please tell me this is you and not something that belongs to you," Wyatt said as he answered the phone.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Just me. Why?" she asked. Sometimes it was nice when the weirdness passed you by.

[blessed_twice]

"Excalibur is alive," Wyatt said. "My sword is a girl."

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

It took a moment for Isabel to process that little bit of Fandom weirdness.

"A hot girl?" Ask the important questions first.

[blessed_twice]

"...I guess," Wyatt said vaguely. "She's kind of all glowy."

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

After almost two years, she liked to think she was pretty good at interpreting vague Wyatt. Which meant Excalibur was a hot girl.

"Why is your sword a girl? And should I be jealous?"

[blessed_twice]

"I don't know and...well, she wants sex," Wyatt said. "I told her I'm not letting her leave the house."

[not_in_the_book]

With a slight crack-pop, Ronan appeared just inside the front door of the manor. "Hello?" he called. "Wyatt?"

[blessed_twice]

"In here," Wyatt called from the living room. Excalibur perked up.

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan followed the voice. "Nice place you've got here," he said, his smile bright. "I have to admit, I was certainly... surprised to get Isabel's message."

[blessed_twice]

"Hey, Ronan," Wyatt said.

"Hello," the blonde woman with him said, totally checking Ronan out.

Wyatt sighed. "Ronan, this is Excalibur. Excalibur, Ronan."

[not_in_the_book]

"Hello, Excalibur," Ronan said, totally checking her out right back. "I must admit, it's not often I meet a sword of your... prestige."

[blessed_twice]

"I don't know how this happened," Excalibur said, "but like I told the king, I want to take full advantage of it while I can."

"Yeah, you know the Queen won't be happy with me if I helped her out," Wyatt said. Plus it would just be weird. "So what do you think, want to show a lady a good time?"

He was pimping his sword out. This was so WRONG.

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan laughed. "I think I can do that," he said, grinning at Excalibur. "Got a room for us?"

[blessed_twice]

Wyatt was tempted to send him to Chris's room, but Chris would probably kill him. "Upstairs, first room on the right," he said, directing Ronan to his room.

Excalibur looked at Wyatt. "You will allow this one to handle your sword?" she said.

"Yes, he can handle my sword," Wyatt said without thinking.