Somewhere in the South Pacific, Monday night. Afternoon. Stupid timezones.

[blessed_twice]

After Tannim's gate had collapsed, leaving Wyatt and Chris stranded in the Underworld, demons had come into the Source's chamber to see what the commotion had been about. When they spotted Chris and Wyatt, they immediately summoned fireballs in preparation for attack.

Then Chris had grabbed Wyatt's arm and white-blue orbs of light surrounded them. Then next thing Wyatt knew, he was standing with his brother, outside in the daylight. On a beach.

A topless beach.

He grinned. "Our powers are cool," he said.



[ooc: Happened late last night but players were too unconscious to play it out, woes. NFB due to distance.]

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[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Well, it's certainly better than the Underworld," Chris agreed. "But... how do we get home?"

[blessed_twice]

"How about we just enjoy ourselves for a little while and figure that out later?" Wyatt said, checking out a pair of women sunning themselves.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Dude, we just helped our aunt kill her boyfriend and all of our friends are probably worried about us," Chris pointed out. "How can we in good conscience relax and enjoy ourselves?"

[blessed_twice]

Wyatt sobered and tore his gaze away from the boobies. "You're right," he said. "We need to figure out how to get home. Try to orb again?"

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

Chris grabbed Wyatt's arm and focused his thoughts on his dorm room back in Fandom.

And nothing happened.

[blessed_twice]

"Let me try," Wyatt said, closing his eyes and concentrating on moving him and his brother back to Fandom. When opened his eyes, they were still on the beach. "Damn."

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Well, I suppose there are worse places we could be stranded," Chris sighed. "Like the Underworld with demons attacking. Maybe we should try to find a phone?"

[blessed_twice]

"Maybe we should find out just where we are first," Wyatt suggested. "We could ask those girls over there."

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Good point," Chris said. "Plus you'll get a chance to talk to topless girls. Sounds like a win-win situation. Lead the way."

[blessed_twice]

Wyatt headed over to the two girls he'd been checking out earlier. "Hi," he said, flashing them a smile. "My brother and I have gotten ourselves a little lost. Can you tell me where we are?"

One girl shaded her eyes against the sun and looked up at them. "The Sheraton Hotel Tahiti," she said. "Where are you staying?"

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"The, uh, Holiday Inn," Chris replied, scrambling to come up with the name of a hotel chain that would be likely to have a location in Tahiti.

He wasn't going to think about why exactly he had ended up orbing them to a topless beach in Tahiti.

[blessed_twice]

"Nice going, little brother," Wyatt said under his breath. Out loud, he said, "Yeah, we were just wandering down the beach and didn't realize how far we'd gone."

"Why don't you sit down and join us?" the second girl said, looking Wyatt and Chris over appreciatively.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"We'd love to," Chris said, "but we need to get back to... our hotel."

The girls frowned.

[blessed_twice]

Wyatt snickered as girl #1 stood up and tried to loop her arms around Chris's neck. "Sure we can't convince you to stay, cutie?" she said.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

Chris stiffened not dirty okay, maybe a little dirty and shot a fearful glance at Wyatt. "Uh..."

[blessed_twice]

Wyatt just snickered even more, putting his hand on his brother's back to keep him from fleeing.

The girl drew back a little and made a point of adjusting her cleavage. "Come on, we'll have fun," she told Chris.

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

It was a really good thing that Wyatt had put his hand on Chris's back because when the girl's hands dropped to her bikini top, Chris started flailing and orbed himself and his brother again.

[blessed_twice]

And this time they ended up back in room 208. "Dude," Wyatt said, giving his brother A Look. "You're embarrassing me."

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"Sorry!" Chris was definitely flailing now. "I just... it was... argh."

[blessed_twice]

"They're called boobs, Chris," Wyatt said solemnly. "If you're lucky, one day you'll get to touch some."

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

"I'm going up to my room to take a shower," Chris said, ignoring his brother. "I'll talk to you later."

[blessed_twice]

"All right," Wyatt said. "I'll let mom know we made it back okay and see how Aunt Phoebe's doing."