Halliwell Manor, San Francisco, Saturday afternoon

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Wyatt had wandered downstairs to scrounge for food. A flash of light from the living room caught his eye, so, wary for any danger, he stepped into the room. A woman dressed in shining silver armor and radiating a brilliant light stood there. "Who are you?" Wyatt demanded, shielding his eyes. "What are you doing here? Excalibur!"

The woman laughed. "I'm right here, my king," she said.

His sword hadn't appeared in his hand like it should've when he called. Wyatt stared at the woman. "You're trying to tell me you're my sword?" he said.

"I am, my lord," the woman said, bowing her head.

Life as a witch and living in Fandom made Wyatt used to a lot of weird stuff. So no one should be terribly surprised that his reaction wasn't one of completely denial, but instead was: "No way! My sword is not a girl!"


[Open for the gf or the brother if they happen to be about. :) ]

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[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

On her way into work for her evening shift, Isabel decided to give Wyatt a call.

Perfect timing no doubt...

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"Please tell me this is you and not something that belongs to you," Wyatt said as he answered the phone.

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"Just me. Why?" she asked. Sometimes it was nice when the weirdness passed you by.

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"Excalibur is alive," Wyatt said. "My sword is a girl."

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

It took a moment for Isabel to process that little bit of Fandom weirdness.

"A hot girl?" Ask the important questions first.

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"...I guess," Wyatt said vaguely. "She's kind of all glowy."

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

After almost two years, she liked to think she was pretty good at interpreting vague Wyatt. Which meant Excalibur was a hot girl.

"Why is your sword a girl? And should I be jealous?"

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"I don't know and...well, she wants sex," Wyatt said. "I told her I'm not letting her leave the house."

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"..."

It was a good thing that Isabel was stopped at a red light when Wyatt said that.

"Excuse me?"

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"Is that the queen?" Excalibur called out in the background.

"She's all yay human," Wyatt said, facepalming. "But I told her no and so did Chris. Can you make a sword take a cold shower?"

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"Buy her some good chocolate and a vibrator?" Isabel suggested, seeing past the jealousy to the humor in the situation.

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"That would require taking her outside," Wyatt said. "Or leaving her here alone with Chris. She'll eat him alive." Which might be amusing, but Summer would fork him.

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"You could always bring her here to Vegas. I bet she could have fun." And Isabel could keep an eye on her.

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"You, me, and my sword?" Wyatt asked. He had to.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Wrong sword," she snickered. "I was thinking more along the lines of taking her dancing."

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"That's not the kind of physical activity she has in mind," Wyatt said. "How about you call Ronan and tell him to come by here?"

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"That's going to be the only physical activity she gets. Unless Ronan answers his phone." Isabel laughed amused at the thought. "That'll be one hell of a message. Gee Ronan, my boyfriend won't sleep with you. But his sword wants to get lucky. Can you help him out?"

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"He'll love it," Wyatt said. "It's Excalibur! How many guys could say they'd slept with King Arthur's sword?"

Well, technically, some people in Fandom could.

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"I will call and make the offer, then call you right back."

Which she then did, before calling Wyatt back.

"So I guess you won't be coming in to meet me after work tonight?"

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"Well, if I can count on Ronan to keep Excalibur occupied," Wyatt said. "Otherwise, I think she's going to want to watch us."

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"Kinky," Isabel laughed. "But not likely. I still don't get why something that's such a hugely phallic symbol winds up female. It doesn't make sense."

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"She seemed offended that we were surprised she was a girl," Wyatt said. "Touchy subject, I guess."

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"True enough. I suppose it's we're implying that girls are weak," she replied after a moment's thought. "But we both know that girls kick butt."

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"Just the way I like them," Wyatt grinned.

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"Admit it Wyatt. You have a type."

And that would be Isabel facepalming.

"Let me guess. She's also blonde."