Halliwell Manor, San Francisco, Saturday afternoon

[blessed_twice]

Wyatt had wandered downstairs to scrounge for food. A flash of light from the living room caught his eye, so, wary for any danger, he stepped into the room. A woman dressed in shining silver armor and radiating a brilliant light stood there. "Who are you?" Wyatt demanded, shielding his eyes. "What are you doing here? Excalibur!"

The woman laughed. "I'm right here, my king," she said.

His sword hadn't appeared in his hand like it should've when he called. Wyatt stared at the woman. "You're trying to tell me you're my sword?" he said.

"I am, my lord," the woman said, bowing her head.

Life as a witch and living in Fandom made Wyatt used to a lot of weird stuff. So no one should be terribly surprised that his reaction wasn't one of completely denial, but instead was: "No way! My sword is not a girl!"


[Open for the gf or the brother if they happen to be about. :) ]

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[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"That's going to be the only physical activity she gets. Unless Ronan answers his phone." Isabel laughed amused at the thought. "That'll be one hell of a message. Gee Ronan, my boyfriend won't sleep with you. But his sword wants to get lucky. Can you help him out?"

[blessed_twice]

"He'll love it," Wyatt said. "It's Excalibur! How many guys could say they'd slept with King Arthur's sword?"

Well, technically, some people in Fandom could.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"I will call and make the offer, then call you right back."

Which she then did, before calling Wyatt back.

"So I guess you won't be coming in to meet me after work tonight?"

[blessed_twice]

"Well, if I can count on Ronan to keep Excalibur occupied," Wyatt said. "Otherwise, I think she's going to want to watch us."

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Kinky," Isabel laughed. "But not likely. I still don't get why something that's such a hugely phallic symbol winds up female. It doesn't make sense."

[blessed_twice]

"She seemed offended that we were surprised she was a girl," Wyatt said. "Touchy subject, I guess."

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"True enough. I suppose it's we're implying that girls are weak," she replied after a moment's thought. "But we both know that girls kick butt."

[blessed_twice]

"Just the way I like them," Wyatt grinned.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Admit it Wyatt. You have a type."

And that would be Isabel facepalming.

"Let me guess. She's also blonde."

[blessed_twice]

Wyatt glanced sideways at Excalibur. "Yeah, how'd you know?"

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Just a lucky guess."

He so had a type.

"I am so glad that I didn't have to deal with a horndog of a human version of my iPod today," she sighed. "Drunken shoe salesmen will be enough."

[blessed_twice]

"Chris seems to have lucked out, too," Wyatt said. "So I don't know if it's just me or a Fandom thing again. Excalibur called him Lancelot, by the way."

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"I'll check with people tomorrow. If it's Fandom weirdness it'll at least give us an idea for how long she'll be sticking around," Isabel replied. "If it's not, then you'll have to see what the hell is going on."

Chris as Lancelot. Huh.

"Does that make me the queen? Because yeah...no. Let's just not go there."

[blessed_twice]

"I think Excalibur thinks you are," Wyatt said. "But I think Chris is more focused on thinking that Arthur and Lancelot sleep together to think about Lance and Guinevere."